Pro pobavení - projektový tým a plánování dítěte

Tenhle vtípek pochází z jedné diskuze na Test Republic , docela mě pobavil, tak ho předkládám i zde:


1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
2) Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman as they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered or not, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

...and...

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the RIGHT baby.

Jako další zdroj pro pobavení můžete použít blog Is there a problem here? , kde najdete screenshoty zajímavých chyb aplikací, které se testerům nepodařilo zachytit.